Election postards 2024: #Snuffeditonthe4thofJuly
Losing date announced by loser. SIMON LINCOLN READER Londonistan Shortly it will be announced that the UK General Election will be held on July 4th. I know, I know –…
Election postcards 2024: #Londonelects
Simon Lincoln Reader As the saying goes in the Northern Bahr el Ghazal region of the Sudan: that goat is well and truly f*****. By the time you read this,…
The World That Was
Adrian Olivier, Sunday 21 April – Sunday 28 April: On Monday, in a call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, U.S. President Joe Biden vowed to quickly provide “significant new security…
The World That Was
Adrian Olivier, Sunday 31 March – Sunday 7 April: On Monday, Israeli warplanes dropped bombs on the Iranian embassy in Syria, killing 7 Revolutionary Guards members. Among the dead is…
The World That Was
Adrian Olivier, Sunday 7 January – Sunday 14 January: On Monday, the United Launch Alliance Vulcan Centaur rocket blasted off from Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Cape Canaveral, Florida.…
The World That Was
Adrian Olivier, Sunday 19 March – Sunday 26 March On Wednesday the Federal Reserve raised interest rates by a quarter percentage points to 5% as it continues the fight against…
“The Minister for Los Angeles County Schools will address His Majesty King Charles III shortly”
Simon Lincoln Reader, We’ve heard the c-word a lot this week, much of it deliberate mispronunciation of Jeremy Hunt’s surname. But after today, not a single member of C…erm, Hunt’s…
The Elizabethan Legacy.
Hannes Wessels, Like most people I did not know the Queen, but I did know her husband inasmuch as I spent an afternoon with Prince Philip at Buckingham Palace almost…
What a Shower.
The arrival of a new Prime Minister tomorrow could not be more boring or irrelevant. Simon Lincoln Reader Tomorrow one of the two monkeys jockeying for leadership of the Conservative…