#FLOP26

The climate conference is officially underway…

Simon Lincoln Reader

AT LEAST the pedophiles at The Pedophile Project in the US will be thrilled that there’s another confected spectacle to draw attention away from their pedophilia (in less than 2 hours last Friday these idiots managed to unite both Republicans and Democrats in condemnation). #FLOP26 started yesterday in Glasgow, with Joe Biden signaling his commitment to reducing excess two days before…by driving through the streets of Rome in an 85 vehicle convoy (during his meeting with the Pope, Biden allegedly suffered a, erm, “bathroom incident” which delayed him. Before Jack Dorsey’s pedophiles sprung into action, #PoopypantsBiden trended on Twitter).

There’ll be plenty of “bathroom incidents” over the next twelve days. “This is our last chance to save the planet,” urged Boris, leader of a party whose ministers recently voted, discreetly, to shunt untreated sewage into rivers and the sea. John Kerry, a longtime connoisseur of Gulf Streams, will be there too and on Friday Greta Thunberg arrived to shit on us here in London. I recently met the man who ostensibly “found” her in the way the late Peter Beard found Imam – and it wasn’t George Soros. He’s a camp young American who once founded a Pete Buttigieg fan club where admirers, all seven of them, would gather every week on a Wednesday evening to talk about the hopeless US Secretary of Transport. “Just talk?” I hear you.

Then there are the others. Mark Carney is an undistinguished Canadian Goldman-ey former Bank of England governor and the UK’s current climate envoy (non-job) – a millionaire who gets bossed around by the billionaires at Davos (I’ve always wondered how pathologically egotistical people like Carney and George Osborne tolerate being simped like that?). Glasgow isn’t Davos, and these lower forums are the places where Mark and George get to hold court and distribute instructions. So Mark’s been asking on Twitter if we know our bank manager’s position on climate change, insinuating that perhaps you may wish to keep his or her name on some kind of a list….?

Share SLR There is a bigger problem. The Foreign Office, like much the rest of the civil service, has spent most of this year reading Ibram X Kendi (born Henry Rogers) and Afua Hirsch and Robin DiAngelo – so it might have slipped them that neither Vladimir Putin nor Xi Jinping are attending. One of Boris’ advisors told me that the Prime Minister was hopping mad when he discovered this three weeks ago – having previously been told that Xi would definitely attend. Boris’ husband Carrie is also furious: in the unlikely event Xi attended and in the even unlikelier event commitment from China was squeezed out, a photo with the chairman would ensure she’d never have to tread the potentially humiliating route of candidacy and elections and surgeries. Cyril Ramaphosa is not attending. Jair Bolsonaro is not attending. Those demented clerics in Iran have better things to do.

The eco-terrorist group, Insulate Britain, tried to block cars again last week. Enraged drivers then splattered its insurgents with ink. New Braveheart looks shit.

First the good news. The climate establishment is just like the modern Democrat establishment – that is, managerially incompetent but culturally radical. So even if the hare-brained ideas are costed properly (no doubt by the same young KPMG Western Europeans wearing ill-fitting suits who invade SA the moment a renewable energy program is announced), it’s unlikely they will be implemented properly. Then the bad news: they could try to implement the policies, but screw them up – making Mark Carney’s $100tn thumb-suck of today sound like an early Gautrain thumb-suck. Then the even worse news – and to paraphrase Mr. Meghan Markle’s wife Harry – the present condition of the world’s mental health is poor, and a jolly this size, featuring so much anger, is bound to result in conflation. First coof with climate, then coof and climate with racism. Piggybacking on the latter will be the protected class’ alphabet, which will see that identity ultimately triumphs over sense – just like the riots in the wake of George Floyd’s death, the scientists will shore up the side of identity. So stupidity, even more stupidity – then some division.

My friend James Delingpole frequently promotes the theory of the Great Reset and all its components – one of which is the climate change agenda (the only other relatively high-profile media personality who does this is Emerald Robinson, the Newsmax reporter who frequently makes that White House Karen Jen Psaki cross). I have no doubt that someone like Klaus Schwab, sitting on the end of his bed every evening in purple y-fronts rubbing Camphor Cream into his arms, has designs on the world – but grasping the full extent will take intelligent manpower – and I’m afraid there just ain’t enough clever or reliable people out there. Conspiracy? I’m not sure. Cock-up? Definitely. Take for example Joe Biden’s recent revelation that he thought it was okay to trash the deal with the French to manufacture submarines in favor of Australia – because he didn’t know that the geniuses at the State Department had “lost” a volume of the original agreement’s text. That Never-Trumper slim-tie shrieker Ned Price, one of the faces of the over-qualified, anti-charisma Biden administration, sparked an explosive diplomatic incident – because he couldn’t locate some papers, or wasn’t aware of their existence. Even by the standards to which we are becoming accustomed, this is quite something.

A few weeks ago someone sent me the now-widely circulated video of Greta Thunberg dancing at a karaoke, presumably in Sweden. It’s actually not cringe. Its sad, because for a fleeting moment you see a young woman genuinely having the fun of her age – the fun of being around people, of dancing to 80s music. It’s not unreasonable to conclude that her frustration at her own condition has been exploited and weaponized, first by her ambitious mother, then other parasites – I wouldn’t be surprised if something like impregnation-by-Somali-immigrant-named-Musa isn’t in the script somewhere.

The people shrieking in Glasgow have been shrieking since the early 70s. They’re also the same people who said that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction and that lending people money who had no prospect of repaying it was a good idea. They were wrong about the coof, lied about Julian Assange and Russians, told us that Hillary would win, lied about Syria, threatened us into trusting Fauci, then protected Fauci’s brazen dishonesty. But relax you filthy far-right January 6th racists – they’re totally going to solve climate change in the next 12 days!

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